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Squidward: Why are youdoing karate in the kitchen?
SpongeBob: l wanted to show
l could cut the mustard!
Mr. Krabs: Why did you miss work yesterday?
Squidward: l didn't miss it at all!
Teacher: Why are you
putting on lipstick in class?
Pearl: l thought it was a makeup exam!
"Sea" inside for more excuses thought up by SpongeBob and his friends -- and even come up with some yourself!